stallspin
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…


…and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin
ridelikeafatkid

trentbonaphoto:

Watching the 7-12 year old Gravity Grom Factory Team ride during our shoot on Saturday morning was humbling. They dismantled every trail at Evolution Bike Park. These little dudes go so big! And their work ethic is impeccable, they always wanted to know if they got the shot and if they needed to hike it again. Look out world, Crested Butte is producing the next HUGE batch of shred talent.

No can I make a point I’ve seen a lot of younger guys and girls ride the local trails and p tracks and I have to admit, I am absolutely TERRIFIED of what they’re going to throw down when they grow up, seeing as I can’t do half the stuff they already do, it’s nuts! Ever seen like a 13 year old backflip and land it inch perfect? I have and I still have trouble doing a full flip when I go to the foampit. I CAN’T KEEP UP WITH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING UP TO ME THE HELL.

fuck-bambi

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know